WEREWOLF UNICORNS!

We have devised a rating system of sorts that is simple yet profound. Instead of rating things on a scale of stars... (how the heck did stars gain such rating clout?) we decided that we would base our ratings on something that has meaning, something that both brings fear and excites.

The ever elusive 5 WEREWOLF UNICORNS!

Werewolf Unicorns are probably the rarest mix of beauty, strength, unbridled fantasy, rage, tenderness, matted hair, and misty nature scenes. Therefore, we find the Werewolf Unicorn to be a finer icon with which we hope to usurp the dull and overused 5 pointed star.

For any of our future reviews, posts, and videos we will use this beautiful beastly rating system. In fact I am going to rate this post right now.
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4 WEREWOLF UNICORNS

(Not even our own amazing post warranted a full 5 WEREWOLF UNICORNS! rating.)